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Welcome to the Foo-Foo page, this will be a place for
me to express my "original" thoughts on the world and a place
for you to come in and share a laugh or wail or whatever with the rest
of us crazy people and this is also MC's phat hangout! Well, 'nuff said,
enjoy!
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conversations with self
my first nightmare |
My theory on women and math, my two greatest problems. Adapted from a discourse to a colleague: -> My biggest problem is math and then women. [ie Math > Women] -> I take the integral of math to the women -> we'll assume math is a constant because it's always the same old shit -> so we get math^women/ln(math). -> However, we also need to know the derivative of women: -> It is (sex + romance)/(pain + suffering) -> Note that those are all dependent variables -> and remember we're integrating dMath/dWomen -> so this is all very complex... -> One would think think that I can't really do this kinda shit unless i'm in multi var calc -> Due to the fact that I can't balance the women and the math -> but math seems to be easier since it's a constant -> not some crazy variable whose dervative produces 4 dependent variables (women) -> Furthermore, do we ever really know if the ratio is the same -> For instance, it could be (0.0001sex + 0.04romance)/(pain * 10^3 +suffering*100.54) -> However those constants vary by woman -> so what do we do? -> we can't take an average of all the women... so therefore we must make a set -> (remember like in pre-calc) -> and then we can see the pattern and get our numbers from there -> ok so see i got around that part -> However, I still don't get this whole depenent deal.... -> Then what if i set up something like Integral of Math > Integral of Women -> That makes sense, right? the area under each curve... -> Then since math is a constant I get Math*Women -> hmm but what's the integral of women... -> Or to rephrase, what's the area under women? -> Now this is just a theory, but I say [ln(cruelty)+Cos(PMS)]/e^(Lust + Desire) -> Thus solving for math we get Math = [ln(cruelty)+Cos(PMS)]/e^(Lust + Desire)*Women -> Fin. |
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Here's a fresh new batch of MC Flava, featuring the much requested Bunny Gang. They will be showerin' da chills on y'allz wit some phat remakes of pop videoz. |
| CluckSide - Hey, Moby's a phat brother, but his video for SouthSide just had no feathers. See it like it was never meant to be. Watch the original first though. | |
| Ho-Ly Bunnylade - Yo! Tired of the softcore version of the current #1 Music Video? Well then let the Bunny Gang help you get your freak on with this Xplicit version! | |
| Master Cluck Shoot 'Em Up - This is nowhere close to being done, but something to bore you, shock you or disgust you for a while while I make the real deal yo. | |
| BunnyPark - Ok this is the Linkin Park Bunnystyle video. Not my best one. If Macromedia ever makes a good stable Flash product maybe I'll make better movies, but really Flash MX is awful. Flash 5 was bad too. Goddammit shape up you whores! |
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Hey, check out my wacky lil' comix! |
| AKM- Andrew, Kenny and Max: Andrew Raps, so does Max. Babies get emotionally disturbed. Andrew's Jacket plus some 1337r4v1|\| Kenny and the Knife plus some total whackoness |
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III-International Indian Incorporation. Adventures of Mallika
and Arjun |
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Poofy the dawg-He's special! |
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BunZ-He wants you to like him, motherfucker. |
OLD SKOOL |
Here's my main chicken, doin' his groovy thang, check 'im out y'all!! Here are da MC grooves that you bust on yourselfs: The First MC: Check out ye olde
MC movie... Nice and mouldy! Not completely working, but
tons of fun. |
