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An Interview of Max by StudioMP3:

Who would you like to tour with?
I'm listening to Daft Punk right now, maybe it'd be nice to go with them. Moby seems like a cool brother. If I was ever going to sing though- I think Tenacious D would be fun to be with. I mean they can sing about some crazy shit, but I never heard them sing about Penguins on Potbelly Pigs... yet...

What is the first thing that you will buy when you make it big?
The car. Perhaps the SL55, maybe the Laguna Seca M3 (first 470hp version), I could always decide to go for the cliche Diablo SV of course. I'd get them all over time, put them in my stable... Yeah I'd have a real horse too. Horses are real smart, you know? It feels real nice to be riding a horse at night through some hilly, green place. Yes. Oh of course, I'd buy a house for my penguins too.

How could describe your music to someone who hasn't heard it before?
It's like techno, but crappier. Naw, I'm just kidding... somewhat. Seriously though, I TRY, you know man. Really, I do. So why don't you just listen? Give me two minutes dammit. You'll dance to it. Hell, the penguins get down to it all the time. Play it for your guy/girl, by the neon fireplace. There will be some sparks flying everywhere, so make sure to fireproof your house first, ok? If it burns that's not my fault.

What would they say about you in a "Where are they now" segment?
Like in a long while, after all the partying? Well buddy the partying never ends. Nevertheless, I do see myself with a wife, and yes, some kids. You know having kids is interesting, I want to try it. Growing them up and stuff. Yeah, I'd still have mad parties and drive cars. Get my kids one of them mini ferraris. Probably build a racetrack on the yacht for them. Ok yeah, that is kinda dangerous. See- that's why I got no kids yet. I'm not sure about all this safety stuff.

Best musical experience?
Coming to the climax of a drum solo.

Worst/most embarrassing band experience?
Ok well I was playing with the Screaming Syphyli, ok more like messing around with them-- I was playing effects/distortion guitar and kinda singing along. Anyways this one, um, big girl, throws her bra onto the stage and I'm looking at her kinda bouncing there... uhh well basically it was distracting. Not to say I disrepect fat people. My dad is kinda fat, ok? Be phat fat people. Just don't throw undergarments at me. Please.

What is the first concert you attended?
Back in mother Russia. I was real young, it was some Tchaikovsky I believe. Classical rocks, I ain't kidding. It really moves you. I just went to the local Symphony yesterday for Rochmaninoff's Concierto #5. Great stuff, really moves you inside.

Which man or woman, living or dead, would you like to "sit in" with your band?
Just sit? That's all they'd do? Oh, they'd talk to... But nothing besides that? Hmm... I guess it's be cool to have Jimi, John and Jim there. I'd want to talk with them again sometime. Yeah, I know they're dead, what's your point? Ok buddy, this interview is over.